Secrets to a Long, Healthy Marriage

After a late, home cooked dinner last night:

Me: I should learn how to cook from mom this weekend.
Me: I mean, do you like mom’s food?
Dad: (pause, shrugs shoulders) It’s so-so.
Me: So-so….?
Dad: (leans in closer) Let’s just say it’s like eating at the same restaurant for 30 years.